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Friday, February 08, 2008

And If I Wrote a Book... 

10 Signs a Book Has Been Written By Me
1. Paper.
2. Verbs.
3. Martinis. Lots of 'em.
4. Some damn plot line.
5. SELECT and UPDATE statements.
6. Hot supermodel sex.
7. Hot supermodel SELECT and UPDATE statements.
8. An author.
9. More Martinis.
10. Index design.

A tip of the CaptainSQL hat to Dragon's Den

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