Saturday, September 08, 2007


What is that stench I perceive? It's like Gozilla relieving himself after gorging on overripe elderberry groves, and possibly North Korean industrial waste. I can hardly breathe! Oh, OK, I see. The wind has shifted. It's coming from the Northwest. A gentle breeze has wafted the Overwhelming stench of hideous disgraceful defeat across the pristine waters of Lake Erie, from the destroyed town of Ann Arbor (a Seminole phrase meaning boot-licking losers). Howie takes another one up the snotlocker in the form of a humiliating 32-7 score against the mighty, fearsome Ducks of Oregon, and it's not even half-time yet.

Gloat gloat gloat.

Emergency schedule change for Michigan: Their end of season will play the Southfield Home for the Feeble Minded, Junior Varsity, instead of OSU.

Gloat gloat gloat.



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