Thursday, April 26, 2007

It's a Spearmitment! 

Quality in all we put into production. It's a spirit, it's a commitment, it's Spearmitment! But don't take our word on it. And we have our blood oath to never, ever stall installation into production, no matter what has been left out.

How do we do it?

We lie our ass off. Offering the finest lip service to both quality and speed, we serve the latter. Occasionally it hoists a bigshot onto the rug of blame, but with intense Six Smegma Sloganeering we reassure users and execs alike of our dedication to quality. Honest.

You have our word on it. The highest quality databases available within this organization. And if not, we'll jerry-rig the statistics to prove it.



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