Sunday, November 15, 2009
Gimme the Friggin' Deed
Some assholes replaced the fine tradition of the Tomahawk with the stupid Land O'Lincoln Trophy. Anyways, Northwestern won it yesterday fair and square. I expect to have the deed to Lincoln's land on my desk tomorrow morning.
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Friday, November 13, 2009
Pretty good Beercats game against WVU tonight. Not so easy against a ranked team. But that's making the Big East noticeable this year.
Tonight's Martinis have inspired a way our beloved President can win with making nice to Khalid Shake Mo-Ham-Ed and his liberal pantywetter fans. He can have his trial in NYC and a all the ACLU lawyers he can eat. And my tax dollars should pay for unmothballing a C47-Skytrain from Wright-Pat, retired 1946 for that luxury trip to Manhattan. Hell, I'll even help refuel it. That E on the fuel gage stands for excellent, Right? This inspiration brought to you by booze.
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Tonight's Martinis have inspired a way our beloved President can win with making nice to Khalid Shake Mo-Ham-Ed and his liberal pantywetter fans. He can have his trial in NYC and a all the ACLU lawyers he can eat. And my tax dollars should pay for unmothballing a C47-Skytrain from Wright-Pat, retired 1946 for that luxury trip to Manhattan. Hell, I'll even help refuel it. That E on the fuel gage stands for excellent, Right? This inspiration brought to you by booze.
Labels: Football, Kumbiyah, Martinis
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
In Memoriam
Rusell Ackoff
OK. You've never heard of this guy. And quit snickering about the name. But I read some of his books back in the daze when I was taking Operations Research, including a class with the Burton V. Dean. Yes, I got my BVD's into OR at the time. He was a big applied math whiz back in the day when a Simplex assignment meant the weekend was shot to hell. That was before more powerfull processors made it possible for every snot nosed AP Poindexter to rip one of those babies out overnight, and even my former brother in law, Dumbass, managed to masturbate his way through an MBA with this stuff. Russ honchoed Buweiser to world domination, leaving in it's wake the likes of POC, Red White and Blue, and Old Style.
But no matter how good we were in crunching the numbers (and other stuff) by hand, we never could optimize our chances with hot babes.
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OK. You've never heard of this guy. And quit snickering about the name. But I read some of his books back in the daze when I was taking Operations Research, including a class with the Burton V. Dean. Yes, I got my BVD's into OR at the time. He was a big applied math whiz back in the day when a Simplex assignment meant the weekend was shot to hell. That was before more powerfull processors made it possible for every snot nosed AP Poindexter to rip one of those babies out overnight, and even my former brother in law, Dumbass, managed to masturbate his way through an MBA with this stuff. Russ honchoed Buweiser to world domination, leaving in it's wake the likes of POC, Red White and Blue, and Old Style.
But no matter how good we were in crunching the numbers (and other stuff) by hand, we never could optimize our chances with hot babes.
Labels: Babe Magnet, Beer, techwhining
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Works for Me!
You Are Most Like George W. Bush |
 So what if you're not exactly popular? You still rule the free world. And while you may be quite conservative now, you knew how to party back in the day! |
Labels: Kumbiyah
Tomorrow is Veterans Day
Thanks and gratitude to our Veterans, for their service and sacrifice.
Monday, November 09, 2009
Reunion
Of the old Big 8 Firm I worked for in the 80's at Browns Stadium tonight. It was fun catching up on old times and even older techies. And the Stadium is so clean! It's not like the Browns are providing much wear and tear!
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Labels: Football, techwhining
Sunday, November 08, 2009
At home all day. Thankfully, the Browns are providing relief by having a bye week. OSU put up a great game yesterday, and N.U. provided a much needed beatdown of Iawa to pave the road to Roses for the Bucks. Go Poiple!
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Labels: Football
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
A very good long weekend, after the Browns fiasco show up at Chicago to collect their damn paychecks and not much else game, we headed to Little Italy to noodle around, then massive doses of Guarino's lasagna. Next day, more noodling around the West Side Market area and more noodles at the Cambodian place there. Sunday and next Thursday will be all day on call for a conversion, no leaving home. I've stocked up the fridge, and obtained Our Town with Paul Newman, Delta Farce with the downstate DBAs, The Manchurian Candidate with President Barack Hussein Obama, and Little Caesar with his big brother, Jimmy Dimora. Big enough to have his own goddam gravity. Farewell martinis for a week tomorrow night. I'm ready to rock and roll.
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Labels: Football, Good Movies, Kumbiyah, Martinis
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Bow to your Master!
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Friday, October 30, 2009
Hey, stopped by my favorite bar for drinks tonight. Got a piece of advice: the Velvet Tango Room is really on the West Side, not pretty much in a straight line along the way from my place and this gal I'm seeing out there. If one were to bisect the line. Been wanting to check out that place. Live jazz has been withering around here for some time.
Also, watch as TBDBITL clocks the friggin' media, Woody Hayes style! Frank Cosenza takes it to meida whorebags. How's that feel, Mr. Elite Media? You just got served a point of humiliation!
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Also, watch as TBDBITL clocks the friggin' media, Woody Hayes style! Frank Cosenza takes it to meida whorebags. How's that feel, Mr. Elite Media? You just got served a point of humiliation!
Labels: Babe Magnet, Football, Kumbiyah, Martinis, Music
Monday, October 26, 2009
Follow this link for Corn Storage.
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